yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

(via pizza)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

(via heyitzbud)

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(via llttlemermaid)

ernoji:

when popular blogs reblog your posts but don’t follow you back

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(via pizza)

brakken:

Machop>Machoke>Machamp.

brakken:

Machop>Machoke>Machamp.

(via mobleyprick)

surprisebitch:

danny’s dick game was so strong

(via charizard)

its-a me twerkio

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(via charizard)

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(via moistbottom)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via awkwardvagina)